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This may be containing some strong language here but this is good.

From time to time, we find things that may not necessarily be tech related, but could be funny. This is one of those, written as a letter.

This comes from one of my people on Mastodon.

Wil James: TO: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don’t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List. (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T.jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director Of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,
Boss In General, Special High Intensity Training (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

Have a laugh with this one.

We’ll read it on our show this coming week.

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Something to laugh at was released on July 6, 2024 at 3:00 pm by tech in musings.
Last modified: July 6, 2024.

Comments (1)

  1. Comment by crashmaster date 7 July 2024 alle 13:26 (),

    Hi jared and all.
    This is now o.l.d. s.h.i.t now.
    I have actually first seen this piece in the year 1998 so its been about for some time.
    However its good to have a laugh, there is plenty to take the shine off our emotions.
    First and foremost there are the breaches on here a conttinuous flood of the general online world.
    Next down the list there are all the issues we have.
    The threats from china and russia and the inpending world war 3 can’t be far off either thing.
    Then there are all the pirates in africa and all the shipping issues and price hikes.
    The economies mine included aren’t doing so well at all and for some thats a concern.

    For myself living with parents that went through the dramas of the old world and have enough saved means if we watch our ass we will probably survive the next appocolipse.
    I do feel for those right in the middle of the modern version of the titanic on a planetory scale.
    It was bad before and its worse now.
    And of course you guys in the so called us are in a difficult position with your elections coming up.
    Even tthe uk has a new government now and thats interesting.
    I don’t mean to compair but our last government was a labour one.
    We didn’t have a good experience and are paying for that in shovels.
    Its also fair to say that yeah no one here needs s.h.i.t because we are full of all the types one can have there.
    It may bury us completely.
    The next is ai which I haven’t yet embraced exactly.
    Partly due to lazyness but who knows ai may be our next nightmare.
    We certainly are one alegal opperation from the next system hault and I don’t think we should be trusted with ai at all.
    Now if it gets bettter than us and can actually be better and not just emulate us then I am ready for our new masters, they surely can do better than us.
    Thats not likely, what is more likely is they will emulate and ai will be the masters of our own shit, just a smarter version of our shit and won’t help.
    So we will be fighting our own bs and not even know it.
    So laugh along with this.
    We all need the good shit from time to time.
    Before the evil appeared online I was on a joke list from the years of the net 1996 to 2002 when blogging came out.
    By 2005 or 6 though jokes and joke programs were a thing of the past.
    Now the spammers and bad acters make even harmless stuff bad.

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