These are the stupid fucks of March, 2025

Happy April! No, this is no april fools joke, we’re about to publish our stupid fucks for the month of March.

Unfortunately, the last one is possibly going to be one that is not necessarily a shocker to some, maybe to others.

Here we go!

March

• If you missed Ohio man charged with putting kill switch to sabotage network on our blog, you’ll want to give this a look. The guy in question decided to put a kill switch in place if he were ever to be fired which would wipe out the entire network. The company mentioned had to pay millions, and he could be serving a maximum of 10 years. Really?
• In case you have lived under a rock, there was a massive Capital One hack which exposed a bunch of folk from 2005-2016 or so. Did Page Thompson get too light of a sentence? is an update to a 2019 story where now they’re asking the question whether Page got the sentence she deserved. This was also talked about on this past week’s throwback saturday night. This will be interesting.
• 23andMe seems to now be in the bankruptcy state now according to Cybernews. This is quite interesting since they had a breach they denied ever happening. https://technology.jaredrimer.net/2025/03/24/23andme-filed-for-ch-11-bankrupsy/ is an update.
• We’ll be publishing our thoughts on this one, but this has to end our stupid fucks. Did you guys see for this month the story dealing with Oracle, the health provider? No? Oracle Health breach compromises patient data at US hospitals is the article. This company is like so many who decide they are not going to be Transparent in their reporting of the breach and this is absolutely not surprising in my opinion. They claim that they will pay for notices to be sent, they won’t do it. The hospitals they support then have to call the CISO for updates which makes documenting harder according to the article. Let us know what you think.

Find one we missed? Let us know!